20 Great One Liner Jokes

20 Great One Liner Jokes

20 Quick and easy ways to make you and your friends smile, grin and laugh! [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..   [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you an area referee.   [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband  [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I  tried - but they wanted cash.   [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month  after you've purchased new school uniforms.   [6] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.   [7] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.   [8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.   [9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired..   [10] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.   [11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.   [12] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job  to others.   [13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. Prettiest one  !!!  [14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many  times, always with the same person.   [15] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.   [16] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.   [17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. [18] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!   [19] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.   [20] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!