My Job Search!
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1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Just couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in Starbucks,
But I had to quit because it was the same old grind.
5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician,
but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman,
but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance company ,
but the work was just too draining.
12.. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre,
but they said I wasn't fit for the job...
13. After many years of trying to
find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized
there was no future in it..
14. My last job was when I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too exhausting.
SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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